Here's one of my occasional story time videos. In this video I relate a story from a St Patrick's Day long past wherein your noble protagonist is accosted by large drunken thugs.
Today's lesson is: you don't have to be big to be scary. You don't have to know martial arts to deal with big guys. You just have to be able to convince them that you're fucking crazy.
Oh, and I was experimenting with the sound on this video. To be frank, I fucked it up. This is one of those painful learning experiences.