Monday, May 29, 2006

Apropos of Nothing in Particular

My desk calendar notes that today is "Spring Bank Holiday" in the UK. I first read that as Sperm Bank Holiday. Now that would be a special holiday. I think I need to go have a lie down.

7 comments:

kyklops said...

Sperm bank holiday? Heh, what an odd notion. Here on Kyklopes Island we make deposits 24/7. It's all in the wrist...

Di said...

Interesting. That kinda holiday would never happen here, simply 'cause men run things here. But hey, y'never know.

Mr Angry said...

kyklops: you don't half boast, do you?

Di: that's exactly why I think it would be a holiday, you think men don't want constant deposits? ;) Look at Kyklops!

pigeon weather said...

in a novel i just read (the brooklun follies, by paul auster) a guy is doing is sperm donor business, flipping the pages, and comes across a spread featuring his sister. i leave the rest to your imagination.

allmylovins said...

Oh I love it!!! If your gonna blog about banks and holidays a national holiday celebrating sperm banks is awesome!!! Can't wait to see the public address announcements on this one. WooHoo. Keep the cameras rolling! Party on Kyklops!!!
(my eyes too play tricks on me, but I've never had such fun with it)

Before Sunrise said...

Hi Mr. Angry... Thanks for stopping by and commenting!! THat line in the theme song is great!! Good reminder :-)

Mr Angry said...

Tom: geeeez it's not like I can un-read what you wrote. Just when I though my post might be a bit sick, you had to go and out-do me.

allmylovins: You see? banks are starting to permeate my mind now

before sunrise: Also, my 10 years of catholic education make "every sperm is sacred" very meaningful to me